10 (TEN) Points
1. We are biased because we are Evertonians, so you have to do your best to look at these things objectively. 2. The Premier League is at best run by incompetent twats. At worst, it’s a corrupt cartel...
View ArticleNottingham Forest 0 Everton 1
Show me the way to play Murillo. There’s no overstating just what a massive result this is for the tricky Toffees, especially allied to Brentford’s Neal Maupay-inspired defeat of Luton Town. After the...
View ArticleListen Like Thieves
Angry was good fun. The pink leaflets and booing the Premier League anthem and issuing an open letter to that lad off Sky who then explained why he was broadcasting from the Wirral and made everyone...
View ArticleLong Hot Everton Summer
Have you posted ‘Why don’t they just wind the club up and put us out of our misery?’ online somewhere, same as every other summer? Rich people are doing what rich people do at the moment, it seems, as...
View ArticlePreston North End 0 Everton 3
Happy now? Two goals from new signings and a stroll in the Lancashire sunshine for Sean Dyche’s tantalising Toffees. Dyche and Kevin Thelwell have a lot to manage at the moment, and sometimes they...
View ArticleIpswich Town 0 Everton 2
It’s a right royal pain in the puncture when you have your story more or less written in your head and then Everton go and spoil it. The theme, following a swashbuckling Tractor Boy triumph, was going...
View ArticleDavid Moyes 2: Electric Boogaloo
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. In what has to be most unsurprising move ever, David Moyes is the latest recipient of the tried and trusted Goodison Park pension-pot top-up. He’s being...
View ArticleLovefoxxx (Leicester Preview)
Be honest, these beating Tottenham – do they still say ‘down the Lane’? – kind of took the gloss off our win a little bit. If they hadn’t come back and got three points there as well, then Saturday’s...
View ArticleEverton 4 Leicester City 0
And his momma cried. Well then, the watery-eyed wizard has only gone and done it again. As someone who was more lenient towards Sean Dyche than most – and who still thinks he’s deserving of being...
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