Can you mention Romelu Lukaku’s ‘super agent’ without singing his name as the opening line of Heaven 17’s Temptation? Well, you can’t now. Anyway, Mini Raiola’s onion-bag-bulging Belgian beefcake is apparently keen to be, to borrow from the song, ‘carved by another’s hand’. Whatever that means in this context. Forget it. Whatever. He wants a transfer. […]![]()
